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Tiny Computer
On-premise AI cluster. 10 NVIDIA H200s orchestrated by a Mac Studio. No cloud bills. No rate limits. Your data never leaves the building.
MSRP · volume pricing available
GPU VRAM
800 GB
HBM3e
RAM
512 GB
DDR5 ECC
STORAGE
100 TB
20 NVMe + 80 SATA
CORES
96
AMD EPYC
Runs out of the box
Perico Chifles
Plantain chips from our own farm in Ecuador. Three ingredients: plantains, sunflower oil, sea salt. Farm to shelf, no middlemen.
Classic
$5.996 oz
Green plantain, sunflower oil, sea salt.
Spicy (Aji)
$6.496 oz
Classic with Ecuadorian aji chili.
Sweet (Maduro)
$5.996 oz
Ripe plantain, naturally caramelized.
Family Size
$9.9912 oz
Classic chifles, sharing format.
Grow
Ecuador
Process
FDA/USDA certified
Import
Bulk to US
Package
San Francisco
Ship
Direct to you
We control the entire chain — seed to shelf. Once distribution is solved, farmers don't need middlemen who take profits and add chemicals. Everyone can farm, ship anywhere, and keep what they earn. That's the mission.
Mouth Guards
If you train combat sports, protecting your teeth is non-negotiable. Here's who we recommend.
Alien Guards
#1 PickSan Jose, CA — custom-fit mouth guards for combat athletes